Monday, June 9, 2008

Its "A for ˈa-pəl " not "A for Aa-pill"

Thats what you are made to learn after you enter a BPO MNC(read as BPOs, whose presence covers the vast expanses of two countries, sometimes only one country), at least for the mortals who can't speak english the american way...oops can't speak with a 'neutral accent'. The story doesn't end with Ah-pill, but ends with Z (not ZED, its ZEE) for Zee-bra.


My mom used to say 'it was tough getting you to speak let alone reciting the rhymes or alphabets". I used to think "how smart am I to have reached schooling without doing any of that!". Later on I got to know there existed something called 'promotion'.

One fine day I found myself singing "A B C D E F G.... Z", against my wishes. I was doing that in a training institute, where I was sent to learn speaking english the propah way, cause the BPO that recruited me realised I lacked the neutral accent. In ischool I missed on the classes of grammar and always felt that a heavenly force saved me from those. When grammar classes began in the institute, I realised that hand aint protecting me no more. I did everything that I skipped at school, be it talking on a topic without giving much thought to what comes out of the mouth(some call it extempore), arguing wildly about points that make no sense at all and many such extra-curricular activities.

Contrary to the script.....I actually learnt a few things in the training, eventually forgot them soon enough, cause as they could do a harmful thing of helping me out someday. By the end of those eventful days..realisation dawned upon me that 'kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padtha hai'. Learnt the actual meaning of the phrase, but not the lesson.

*Realisations and Morals will be a regular feature :p.

**I love Bpos..now, all ye perverted souls don't start thinking otherwise.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Christening....

I Anirudh Manohar Priyadarshi...

very humble...
educated...
well-groomed...
witty...

I can go on and on and on about my qualities. And I am very smart...intelligent. Awrite...enough of the looks, I admit that not one of the said qualities do I possess.

I laze...wonder all the tym what went wong!! busy concocting stories to save my #@$. Never get tired of football, lying around (pun intended). Lately found my lost confidence, cause I realised lying with a straight face is not that big a thing. And I promised God that I will pray to him regularly, but I don't do it until my bike starts skidding....I wonder why! I find it hard to wish people on their b'days, greet people. And wonder why do people make such a big fuss out of it!! I suppose its got something to do with attention. I'l talk of attention in detail some other time.

All in all I am a human who errs more than often. Well if you are wondering how did it dawn upon me, I'd say 'cometh the hour...cometh the man'

muhahahaha