Agent Bolt - Liar

As per routine it was the usual walk a.k.a "Recon". I was going about my business trying to sniff out the rabbits, which never seem to show up on my scent radar (reference of my ancestors who were considered expert/avid hunters of the demons with long ears - "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beagle". Just as I thought I saw a cloud that looked like my long lost ancestor, lo and behold what do I see - a bird with what looked like construction material. I immediately realised it must have been for their evil lair.

At the same instance my handler had to go about his business and took me to base a.k.a base. On the next exciting episode of Dragonball Z see Bolt ....whoops ... episode of Agent Bolt(Z) look at the psychological profiler side of mine

Agent Bolt - The “Meeting”

“As usual I was out on a walk for exercising the handler, lo and behold what do I see!! A flocking of similar feathered birds together. My inane spy sense kicked in and I started recording their moments starting with lip-reading or so I thought. Then I realised that I don’t speak bird and in particular pigeon, too bad that escaped the capture of their nefarious plans. 

 

The Entry

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

Being openly discreet about my presence!

“At first there were 2, then they started gathering in numbers. So, I observed for while and safely escorted my handler to safety lest those evil ones ganged up on him as he was the weakest link in our duo.

4 of em'

 

“All in all not a bad trip as we could lay my paws on some intel, and it seemed like they were to take out the nearby car with drop bombing. I tried to warn the owner, but realised even after these many dog years my handler doesn’t know dog, then how come a noob like that owner would. Here’s to hoping that the drop bombs don’t work out or we both will be burned.”

Agent Bolt - The “Recon”

 “It so happened to be a lovely morning..err…evening call. It is kinda hazy since re-conning is stressful due to the fact that it involves the handler and you guys. I heard crowing of some bird that was weird, hoarse and not mellifluous. 

“There I went to check out with great difficulty, of course the terrain played a part in it, but ignoring grass (that I love much), fragments of plastic, various scents and the kinds that get the attention of a finest hunting/scent hound specimen, was another challenge all together.

 

 

“There lied the most beautiful thing I think I ever saw, an exquisite piece of art, almost like the lil’ handler or handler’s handler. Alas! With the shades of a Bond villain. A complicated mix of Color that sends one into a state of disbelief that what in the world was created. It is unfathomable to think this one can cause the “problem” the handler says it can. 

“I’ll highlight the creature for you normal folks who aren’t familiar with reconnaissance and world class spy photography.”

Agent Bolt - The Confused

"Hi I am Bolt, Agent Bolt that is. I am a Canis familiaris Beagle-us or so my handler "scientifically" calls me. Sometimes I believe he is nuts. And his handler is such a sweet heart. Not a day goes by without regretting that I chose the wrong handler. Alas! like the saying in Telugu - "after hand burn what use catching green leaves", I accepted my fate.

Why am I confused? Well I am on a mission, but not to handle my alleged mortal enemy. I am assigned to staph the taking over of the world by the nefarious group called birds, shadowing them like not their shadow but invisible shadow. You will know I am a Man..err...a Dog of sophistication, candor, focus, commitment, and easily distractable. Keep watching out for my chronicles. Aastha la Vista!!"